Eleanor Roosevelt
Eleanor Roosevelt is the gym teacher at Clone High High School and a genetic clone of American diplomat, humanitarian and first lady Eleanor Roosevelt. She first appeared in "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand".


In "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand", Eleanor Roosevelt gave her students the Presidential physical fitness test. When she heard Joan talking, while she was making her announcement, she sent her to the principal's office. As Joan walked away, Eleanor pervaciously watched her ass as she walked away.


Eleanor Roosevelt is extremely masculine, as she must have been cloned with a bunch of testosterone. Eleanor is loud, bossy, and domineering to her students. She's also a perverted, lesbian, and a bit of an ephebophile, who found Joan attractive.


  • Joan addressed her as a "he", acknowledging just how non-feminine she is. So much so, that she doesn't even qualify as being a woman in her book.