Foster Parents

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Foster Parents are people who volunteer to adopt the clones of historical figures and raise them in homes at Exclamation! U.S.A. and send them off to school at Clone High High School. They are complicit with helping The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures carry out Operation Spread Eagle. Each foster parent may have their own various reasons for adopting clones as well as different ways of bringing up their clones.

Biography

Every clone has a foster parent which has taken care of them since they were infants. Foster parents do not have their own biological or otherwise adopted children however there are some exceptions such as Confucius' foster parents, who have a non-clone daughter. The parent and clone matches seem to be randomly selected and tend to have little in common with the clones. Gandhi's parents are a stereotypical Jewish-American couple, while JFK is raised by a homosexual interracial couple, Joan's "foster grandpa" is an elderly blind musician similar to Ray Charles named Toots, a parody of the stereotypical wise old man role found in many teen shows, and who begins many of his declarative sentences with the words, "Now, I may be blind, but I can see..." followed by a wise-sounding observation that has little-to-nothing to do with anything. Confucius' foster parents are a wealthy couple that spoil Confucius but at the same time don't spend a lot of time with him. Frida's foster dad, Mr. Kim, is a morally upright man who dearly loves her.

List of Foster Parents

Foster Parents	Foster Child	Episode(s)	Notes
Abe's Foster Dad	Abe Lincoln	Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Special Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale
Abe's Foster Mom
Toots	Joan of Arc	A.D.D.: the Last D is for Disorder Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Special Makeover Makeover Makeover: the Makeover Episode Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale Sleepover (Mentioned)	Died offscreen between Season 1 and Season 2.
Candide Sampson		Let's Try This Again Sleepover Anxious Times at Clone High The Crown: Joancoming: It’s a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World Some Talking but Mostly Songs Saved by the Knoll Spring Broken Sexy-Ed For Your Consideration Clone Alone Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides Cloney Island: Twist! The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work	Replaced Toots as Joan of Arc's new foster parent.
Unnamed Foster Dad			Was mentioned by Joan in Saved by the Knoll.
Gandhi's Foster Dad	Gandhi	A.D.D.: the Last D is for Disorder Sleep of Faith: La Ru D'Awakening Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts	Originally, Cleo's Foster Mom and Dad were Gandhi's foster parents but Cleo force them to send him to a new foster home.
Gandhi's Foster Mom
Cleo's Foster Mom	Cleo	Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand (Indirectly Mentioned) A.D.D.: the Last D is for Disorder Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Special Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale Sleepover (Indirectly Mentioned) Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus	She was also Gandhi's foster mom before the show started but she sent him away to another foster home on Cleo's demand.
Unnamed Foster Dad			Was mentioned by Gandhi in Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand.
Wally and Carl	JFK	Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo A.D.D.: the Last D is for Disorder Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Special Sleepover (Wally Only) Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out (Wally Only)
Harriet's Foster Dad	Harriet Tubman		Only mentioned in "The Crown: Joancoming: It’s a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World"
Mr. Kim	Frida Kahlo	Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus
Jernice	Confucius	Saved by the Knoll Spring Broken (Name Only; Communicated Via Text) Sexy-Ed (Indirectly Mentioned) Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus
Archibald		Sexy-Ed (Indirectly Mentioned) Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus (Physical Appearance)
Caitlyn	Topher Bus	Sleepover
Glenn the Janitor	Ponce de León	Litter Kills: Litterally Some Talking but Mostly Songs Sexy-Ed (Pictured) Clone Alone The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work (Mentioned)	His foster son, Ponce de León died in Litter Kills: Litterally.
Attila's Foster Mom	Attila the Hun	A.D.D.: the Last D is for Disorder
Van Gogh's Foster Dads	Van Gogh	Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus
Marie Antoinette's Foster Parents	Marie Antoinette	Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out
Brontë Sisters' Foster Moms	Brontë Sisters	Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus
Geronimo's Foster Parents	Geronimo	Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus

Trivia

• Toots, Candide Sampson, Caitlyn, Wally, Carl, Mr. Kim, Archibald and Jernice are the only foster parents to have a name.
• Harriet Tubman is the only member of the main cast whose foster parents have not appeared in the show.
• Supposedly, all foster parents must send their clones to Clone High High School, as is part of the government project, Operation Spread Eagle. However, in "Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus", Mr. Kim told Frida that he's considering sending her to another school.

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